Gotta get the jump on breakfast & lunch!

On these beautiful summer days, it's so easy to forget that after about 4pm, it's damn hard to find free food! That's why an early-morning tupperware run is always in order.

Here's a good morning schedule (for weekdays):

1. Good Shepherd breakfast & coffee, 9am (show up as early as possible, it gets bad quick).
2. St. Steven's breakfast & coffee, 10am - 10:30am.
3. Scott Mission breakfast, 10:30am.
4. St. Felix lunch, 11am.
5. Scott Mission lunch, 11:30am.
6. Good Shepherd dinner, 2pm - 4pm.

Of course, you'll end up with much much more food than one person could possibly consume in a 24-hour period, but if you're picking up for a whole family, or a group of friends, who are out getting other things done, then it's perfect! It's easy to pick up enough food to feed about eight people with this schedule.

Substitute the United Church on Wright and Roncesvalles, at 1pm and 5:30pm, and you've got a pretty solid weekly schedule for "bringing home the bacon." Even if home is Trinity Bellwoods and your family is a bunch of hungry-ass weirdos with shitloads of vodka and weed.